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Friday, 29 May 2015

Epic: Funny tweets by Jeffery Archer trolled Sachin Tendulkar and his wife in photo session.


Sometimes you come across epic tweets on twitter and if it is by celebrities, it makes your day.

Here is an epic tweet on twitter by Jeffery Archer. He taunted cricket legend Sachin Tendulkar and his wife, Anjali Tendulkar in his subsequent tweets on twitter.




Soon after: 

Epic: Funny tweets by Jeffery Archer trolled Sachin Tendulkar and his wife in photo session.


Jeffery Archer trolled Sachin Tendulkar by calling him "unknown".


If you don't know these two legends, then lets learn about them,

Jeffrey Howard Archer, Baron Archer of Weston-super-Mare is an English author and former politician. Before becoming an author, Archer was a Member of Parliament, but resigned over a financial scandal which left him almost bankrupt.
Some of his movies and TV shows are The Verdict, Not a Penny More, Everest and False Impression.

Sachin Tendulkar is a former Indian cricketer and captain, widely regarded to be one of the greatest cricketers of all time in the history of cricket. He is generally seen as a honest, humble and respectful personality. He married to his love Anjali Tendulkar aka Mrs Tendulkar who happens to be five year elder to him.



Wednesday, 27 May 2015

Here are some of the Best "Knock Knock" jokes . . .



Brace your Stomach!



Here are some of the best Knock Knock  jokes . . . 


Knock,Knock!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
   

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Tank
- Tank who?
- You're welcome   Very Happy




kissykissy       SmileSmile

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- I eep
- I eep who?
- You eat poo?

 ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ s


- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Fok
- Fok who?
- Fok you!

❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ s


- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Boo
- Boo who?
- Don't cry, it's just a joke!

❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡ ❡∂❡

Judge: Knock! Knock! (Bang on his desk) ORDER! ORDER!

Santa: COUNTRY PIZZA, a CAFE CUBA, , 2 BURGER and 7 UP!

Judge: SHUT UP!!!

Santa: No. No. 7 UP!





Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?

Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass








Person1: "Wanna hear the best knock knock joke in the world?"
Person2: "Okay"

Person1: "Okay, you will love this...You start."
Person2: "Knock. Knock."

Person1: "Who's there?"
Person2: <Stands there in silence trying to figure out how this went so very wrong...>

This works! Try it out on your friends....


Enough for now.. did you hold up your stomach!?

Ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓐ Ⓖⓡⓔⓐⓣ Ⓓⓐⓨ!