Here are some of the Best "Knock Knock" jokes . . .

Brace your Stomach!

Here are some of the best Knock Knock  jokes . . . 

Knock,Knock!

Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.    

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Tank
- Tank who?
- You're welcome   

       

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- I eep
- I eep who?
- You eat poo?

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- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Fok
- Fok who?
- Fok you!

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- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Boo
- Boo who?
- Don't cry, it's just a joke!

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Judge: Knock! Knock! (Bang on his desk) ORDER! ORDER!

Santa: COUNTRY PIZZA, a CAFE CUBA, , 2 BURGER and 7 UP!

Judge: SHUT UP!!!

Santa: No. No. 7 UP!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?

Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass







Person1: "Wanna hear the best knock knock joke in the world?"
Person2: "Okay"

Person1: "Okay, you will love this...You start."
Person2: "Knock. Knock."

Person1: "Who's there?"
Person2: <Stands there in silence trying to figure out how this went so very wrong...>

This works! Try it out on your friends....

Enough for now.. did you hold up your stomach!?

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